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Our “Retro Never Dies” T-shirt celebrates that indestructible era — when technology had soul, pixels had personality, and monitors weighed more than your cousin’s scooter.
Printed in crisp pixel-art detail, the design features a classic beige CRT monitor flickering with the immortal message “RETRO NEVER DIES.” It’s not just nostalgia — it’s a statement. Because you, my friend, understand that true style doesn’t need USB-C ports.
Made from 100% cotton, this shirt isn’t your blinding toothpaste white. It’s a natural white — the kind that whispers authenticity, softness, and old-school cool. Slightly creamy in tone, with the gentle texture of real fabric (because perfection is for robots).
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
"Retro Never Dies" Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
£21.00 GBP
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Printed in crisp pixel-art detail, the design features a classic beige CRT monitor flickering with the immortal message “RETRO NEVER DIES.” It’s not just nostalgia — it’s a statement. Because you, my friend, understand that true style doesn’t need USB-C ports.
Made from 100% cotton, this shirt isn’t your blinding toothpaste white. It’s a natural white — the kind that whispers authenticity, softness, and old-school cool. Slightly creamy in tone, with the gentle texture of real fabric (because perfection is for robots).
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
